I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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