I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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