I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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