So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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