You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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