SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
