what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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