Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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