He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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