We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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