belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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