his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
and you fell through a lawn chair
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
