Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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