it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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