YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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