Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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