That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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