wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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