Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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