He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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