why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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