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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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