I want to stick my p in your. b.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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