And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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