i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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