Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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