Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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