is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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