life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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