Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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