How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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