I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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