She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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