I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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