I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She needs sedatives and a leash
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.