remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sponge bath it is.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.