Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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