I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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