i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
