ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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