I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
