come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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