I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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