I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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