school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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