no you cant smoke seaweed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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