I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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