Cold hands, warm shart.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Small penises have feelings too.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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