i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
