The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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