Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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