So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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