Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
