I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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