mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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