your parents love me but you hate me
need another drink. this is the easiest way
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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