I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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