Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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