I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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