we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i think i just lost a toe
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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